Driving Pope | Vatican Humor

I like to share to you this joke. I wasn't sure if this article has been posted anywhere but I think it is good for me to simply spread the brilliant message of the story. I love the thought that maybe would enlightened your mind today and everyday.

God wants us to give life a chuckle... He wants us to have a Happy Weekend! So be sure to read down to the last line.

VATICAN HUMOR

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell?" says the Pope with a smile?

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.(Remember, the Pope is German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " A senator?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The Prime Minister?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope"

Hot Dating Place

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Entering the Acolyte Realm | Facebook Mousehunt

10:10am

As the heavy stone gates of the hidden grove closed, the trees were engulfed in a thick, black fog. The ground began to fade as I felt a cold shiver rush through my body. I awoke in a strange realm...

10:19am

Jesse Lee sounded the Hunter's Horn.
I was successful in my hunt! I caught a 3 oz. Gate Guardian mouse from the Acolyte Realm worth 2,798 points and 1,403 gold.

My weapon was very effective against this mouse.

This morning I suddenly feel excited when I say my mousehunt trap entering the acolyte realm. I was hoping to catch some reaper mouse, wight mouse, the lich mouse and the untamed acolyte mouse. Now that I am using the acronym and polar base combo,everything will be fine hopefully. I've got to use my runic to get them on the row. Give me luck devs! :P

House Cleaning | Literally

It is a good idea when we think of cleaning our home. Rearranging furniture to a place that soothes our feelings. Putting shelves in the kitchen for utensils as a compartment. And other renovations or shall we say innovations that will tend to make our house a more lively place. Most people especially ladies were fond of staying on places like comfort rooms or in the kitchen. That is why emphasizing the needs of renovations among this places is a good start. In the comfort rooms it would be better to have a bigger one. A wide area to do everything you wanted inside the room. It is also a good idea if that particular room was filled with all the necessary basic needs, either for taking a bath or "dropping the bomb" inside that room. Another best place that must be fixed is the kitchen. There are a lot of things to do within this place. One common example is obviously cooking. A place to prepare the dishes. Mostly this is the place for the ladies. The one that do the culinary preparations. The one that prepare the food for the whole family. A home for most of them. And getting it tidy and clean is a must. The most popular thing to keep on fixed is the kitchen sinks. Since it is hassle to the part of the user when a sink is not in a good condition. It is very important not to let this part of kitchen out of order. So in general a house would be a good place to live once maintain regularly. Everyone could visit their favorite plumbers or interior designers to do the job for them. It is wise and cool to stay in a happy and clean home.

Hottest Beauty | Africa

While browsing the internet, I found a site that collects amazing pictures. The pictures below are part of Africa's wild beauty, a must seen natural art.

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Dating a Millionaire

One of the greatest challenge we are facing nowadays are the different types of crisis that swarms globally. We can't deny the fact of recessions, shortening of food supplies and the alarming numbers of unemployment every year. These are some of the reasons that someone must be smart enough in order to survive with today's controversies. And the best option that we could figure out is dating a millionaire . If you've got what it takes to be one of a millionare's lover then this will be your chance to change your life and do a living.

The Blind Side Of Tinker

I was very fond of DOTA that's why oftentimes I write my opinion and ideas.

Last Friday while we were playing with my office mates, Tinker was very ferocious. Tinker plays a good start and ends with same stats if nobody find its weaknesses. Fair enough to disable enemy heroes. Standing straight in the battle ground with fierce brute...unless you know its disadvantages.

In my several observations and testing tinker indeed is a good support hero. It could even play the role of the whole team. Very flexible in different areas, systematic and unpredictable. What I'm trying to point here is to find its weakness. Putting myself as a player, I hate whenever an enemy chooses the Tinker. Hassle starts when tinker moves from map to map to kill heroes. Concentration is needed in order to anticipate its moves. Sacrificing the needs of creep "last hit".

Nevertheless when Tinker maximize its skills everything would be in chaos. With the items like Guinsoo and Shiva's guard, a beyond Godlike situation it is. From the idea of Tinker's power dominating the field I rather think of something to stop the momentum. Searching Tinker's "blindspot" and disable it's pace. Well,in my humble opinion, it is not that Tinker is good at the start; it only matters when it goes unstoppable till the end. So when will be the right time if we can't stop him at the beginning of the game? My answer would be at the mid game.

My observation sees a weakness of tinker if Tinker has to do "farming". In order to farm he has to have a Boots of travell, March and Rearm to do the combo. There is indeed a pattern of its movement. Tinker should move from lane to lane using travel portal and rearm combo. My point of telling you this pattern is to let you realize that this kind of strength of Tinker is only effective when we can't anticipate the pattern. This is the right time to capture the blindspot. This time Tinker would probably be "creeping" alone. Nobody's with him during this period of time. That is why this is the right time to ambush, gangbang and disable him in the game. LOL.

Similar to Pain's(naruto shippuuden) weakness, the 5 seconds blindspot rendered. I see him weak this times that tinker should urgently acquire the position to go creeping by himself. Tinker should go alone to perfectly perform this actions. The basic is to act like a predator. A silent hunter waiting for the right time to catch the prey. Anticipating the lane that he teleports. And simultaneously attack to be more effective. At least 2 heroes dedicated on ambushing tinker to stop him effectively. Try this cause it is effective for me. Happy hunting! :P

Twitter, Power and Fame

Almost everyday I am doing my Twitter tasks. As simple as following friends in Twitter makes my day in the office. At first I was wondering why was my client so fanatic in twitting. I then realize that the concept of Twitter makes an online business target to the exact niche in no time. It is the way to find the perfect audiences and mostly genuine costumers for a definite business. To give you an idea, twitter or "twitting" will send updates to people among your followers on what is happening to you and to your business today. They might find out interesting goods, new topics and innovations that captures their interest. Besides, a supporting Direct messaging option will continue the deal to your fellow tweeters. That's why no wonder twitter has been a growing solution for most online businesses. Powerful and famous tool indeed!

Plumbing Solutions

Last week we were busy on the renovation of our house. The renovation started from the comfort rooms and the sewage system. We ask some help to the experts on what to do with this matter. I already know that water in the wrong place can be disastrous that's why I made a little research on what or where to know the basic information on plumbing.The Roxboro plumber that I've found from the internet, gives me the idea on how to save my day from looking for the best plumbing solutions. I know that it is not that easy to find the best plumbing solutions in town but I guess they have the capacity to do more than what it takes on plumbing. Finding the perfect plumber on the job is quite difficult. One must choose the best man for the job. In order to build a security for the job, highly satisfactory performance and lower price, we must be vigilant by having a bidding for plumbing services. But bidding isn't just as simple as it sounds. There are a lot of things to know on how to choose for the right bid. Our initiative will tell us that the lowest amount should be our first choice. Be aware that when an amount in bidding lessen, the quality of the job will also be lowered. You have to ask them first how did they come up to that amount. Do they have the tools to do the exact result you wanted to be? Do they have the licence and the capacity to do that certain projects? And so on and so forth. One must be very vigilant on choosing the right person for the job. It's a kind of reality show that often searching to the right and only person that fits the contest's theme. It's a matter of choice.