This letter is real. It was written in October 1996 and was recently found in USC Student Affairs Office.
*** copied as to how it was written
October 1996
To Marjorie
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymoe because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making paki-alam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that. And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he know about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name too.
Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND YOU UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that I'm the bad breath but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.
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Da tagam kasab-an lagi mo.Kamu man gud inyo gipalagot si Sexiest Gurl nosebleed lagi mo.ahaha. :p.Hmmnn who the hell is Dennis anyway? Dennis your such a very luckiest man! I wish that I would be like you when I grow up someday. :p
Monday, August 4, 2008
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grabeh na nga letter nald oi! dili makaya. asa man na nimo napunitan basin sa inyo nang katabang. "me or you? you or me?" wahahah lakas ok ra diay na.
ahehe.ayos lagi kau bai.daghan ta matun-an sa iya nga mga kahibulungan na mga butang. sa kalagot na cguro na niya pud.hahah
nyahahaah..astig tu ahh...effective mode of pang-aaway cguro etu...madami benefits....lol
I so liking the smartful wordings of the writer letter...lol
I asking him to teach I...lol :P
so hurting naman etong letter na eto eh maka hilak
waaa!
about sa comment nimo ah mao bah kawayan diay to? :D
salamat ron, ok lang oist kahit bisaya pa ta diri
nice... she can be the best blogger ever...;)
oi.. infairness hah ng effort cya ug write...hmmm... .wahaha...
pertih oi... perfect kaayo ang letter! luv it!.. sa ng post eh regards ko ky dennis hah...wahaha...
labay raku nald, nalingaw ko aneh duh... appear!...:p
ang Ma engon lang jud nku kaY kami2x ra!,hehehe wLa LAng na xa sa maaung huna2x.mao ng patKa nLang xa!!hehehe try 2 undersTand nMan nAld!!me or you?!bwahahaha
hehe.nalingaw bitaw ko sa iya sulat.bitaw noh kung magblog ni siya ako jud pinakauna mag x-links.aydul na naku ni si sexy gurl ba. I want her to go with our walks[lakad].whew.
grace I understand her naman. of course me is the final.hehe
moleeet!apir.ahehe.wala lang.friendship man diay ta noh.thanks sa award of friendshipness. sa inyo tanan padayon ta sa pag-uswag. :>
damn! wat an inglish yuo gat der sexiest girl!
i anderstand wat yuo ar traying to sey... and hus dat paking shit dinis?
wil dats eat gat to go.. ahahahah
holy cow! hir inglis was so dip ay can't swim hehehe. nice one nald ^_^
Wahahahaha!! kuyawa ani nga leyter oi.hehe. sobra pa sa very good. basin pwede na sya mag content writer diri nald. ganahan ko ani nga letter duh.
agi2x lang ko nald ha. basin naa pud kay lab leyter tinaguan dinha.ipost na.share share lang gud!!
Ahehe.daghan jud na amaze sa iyaha ba.natingala pud lagi ko ana. Oi nia diay ka.salamat sa pagduaw. wa man tingali ko anang leyter na imu ginaingon sige lang i-check naku sa ako wallet mga resibo ra man gud ni sulod sa ako wallet resibo sa digits.hahaha :P
Nald kung kaila nimo ning nag sulat i refer sya diri sa atoa as Content Writer. Dako baya referral, ayaw ka guol dawat lagi ni.
ahaha.tama diay noh. wala pud naku to naisip da. i-recommend diay na ko to sure dawat to klaro na 500.pangitaon diay naku si sexiest girl.hmmnn.:-?.salamat sa advice nimu henshin.hahaha
mura nabasa naman naku ni...hmmmm..hahaha..well sounds family ni nah letter ha..hala baka akoa ni, kaulaw oi...hahaha...juks....mag ka nosebleed man tah ani nald...maka takod....
P.S.: dili ni sya related sa imoha post....pero one thing for sure I love Lebron than Kobe..hahaha..wala lang palaaway man ko...bleh...muah
beauty no brainer~ -_-
haha.. katawa man ko ui
Dili oi. ana lang cguro na siya basta maglagot na mutrasform lang pinakalit. ;)
Oist Aubrey si Lebron daghan pa to siya maagian na kalisod daghan pud ra ba maayo karon na season kay naa sila kobe ug shaq. Depende lang na kung madevelop niya ug maayo iya skills under sa ila coaching staff. Mas da best unta kung naa siya kang Phil Jackson ni enter. mahawd jud siya parehas kay Jordan.
MY Brother is not a PIG! ahahhhahaa
kuyawa ba aning letter..mouth bleed man pud ta.hhehehe anyways nice post din..:-)Post pa dghan para naa pa koy basahun. :-)
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